my husband and I talking about our problem cat Gizmo who gets beat up on by the other cats.
Me: I guess Gizmo can have her own room.
Husband: Or we can find someone to take her...
Me: Gizmo is MY demon cat; no one can take her. She's like Loki, her siblings hate her, her daddy doesn't love her and she's misunderstood. You have to love your kids even when they try to destroy an entire race or they only get worse.
Husband: She's adopted.
Me: I'm getting you an eye patch.